War Humour - the Heff and Jeff show

Geoff Hoon (english Minister for War): "We cannot debate whether to go to war in Parliament because that would lose us the element of surprise".

Keep those jokes coming, Simon and Geoff

Ah here's another - thanks, Tone:

"Saddam Hussein is such a monster that to kill up to 300,000 Iraqi's, stir up the hornet's nest, and run the risk of nuclear war would be an act of humanity". Tony Blair, 16th February 2003, paraphrased.