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Long ago, before the motor car came under human
control, the citizens of the province of Laverdicz dominated the
mountain kingdom of Stupi because they were by far the most intelligent
people in the federation. It was natural that when the computer
came along, they should be the first to adopt, manufacture and
use it. While everyone else was struggling to get theirs out of
the box, and listening for hours on end to the advertising jingles
on the cruelly so-called "Helplines", the inhabitants
of Laverdicz were busy computerising every aspect of their existence
that was susceptible to computerisation, as well as some that
were not. Within ten years the entire economy, from the corner
shop (still found in some preservation areas) to the mighty Central
Bank, was part of a networked supercomputer named LUCRE - the
Laverdiczian Unified Computerised Economy. Economic policy advisers
were no more, and the Chancellor of the Exchequer became a non-post
for which politicians applied when they wished to leave Parliament
and spend more time with their bank accounts. The whole economy
was run by LUCRE, and all those whose opinion mattered agreed
that it was immensely successful at its job.
A tiny minority of top citizens became immensely
wealthy and went into tax exile, leaving behind them only an electronic
address into which digits symbolising their ever increasing wealth
were squirted on a daily basis. The majority of people became
slightly more wealthy than their parents had been, and so had
no quarrel with the way things were. A mere twenty five percent
of the population became worse off. The term Losers was applied
to this group by socio-economists. Naturally the Losers became
sick in body and spirit, but the public entertainment channels
were easily able to prevent any serious consideration of their
state from reaching the public domain.
Realistically therefore the electronic economy
produced the best of all possible worlds, for LUCRE's was programme
was based on the axiom that it is not possible to please all of
the people all of the time.
The natural world found herself on the side of
the Losers. The process of covering green spaces such as woodland,
meadows and heath with tarmac and concrete was given a new name:
to Laverdise. There were no important critics of Laverdisation,
for who would be so foolish as to speak out against the creation
of wealth and jobs? True, there were some idealists who murmured
against the extinction of species such as the Laverdiczian songbird,
whose serenade was renowned throughout Stupi for its heart-wrenching
beauty: but hard headed realists pointed out that species such
as rats, cockroaches, and flies showed no sign of dying out, and
therefore that their anxieties were without foundation. This argument
wore well with the news and entertainment industry, and nothing
more was heard of this kind of fretting.
On the surface of Laverdicz nothing altered except
the constant growth of concrete structures. Underground, things
began to change. A few of those who had a neurotic aversion to
concrete and an irrational attachment to living things began to
live a secret life together. Deep in mountain caves, and in holes
left by the extraction of building materials, networks of disaffected
humans began to form an amorphous resistance, although, at a rational
level, it was clear to everyone that resistance was useless. From
vantage points at the mouth of their caves they watched with sinking
hearts as the narrow, tree-screened view showed less and less
of Nature and more and more of Art, in this case, the art of the
concrete mixer. In their angry sorrow, and for want of anything
better to do, they rescued old computers that had been tipped
down mine shafts, and brought them back into use.
Among those who passed their time in computer play was a girl
by the name of Poera. She was an orphan, attractive in a large
featured kind of way, but completely incapable of forming a loving,
reciprocal relationship with a human. Her gaze was seemingly fixed
on the horizon in a different dimension. Her demands on her environment
were simple: a bowls of raw fruit served at precisely the same
time each day, water in her own cup in precisely the right place
by her side, and a computer that worked. When these needs were
met Poera was not unhappy. Nobody could tell whether she was actually
happy, for she never showed any emotion, but it certainly was
possible to tell when she was not happy, since she if her routine
varied in the slightest way - food late, water misplaced, computer
down - she would smash everything in the room into small pieces.
Since she was using computers held together with sticky tape and
powered often as not by anarchic teams of cyclists driving an
array of reused alternators, computer failure was the commonest
cause of Poera's rages.
In the councils of the resistance movement, much
time was spent in trying to decide whether to keep her supplied
with new computers. The pragmatic wing of the movement questioned
the point of supplying this strange individual with precious equipment
in the near certainty that it would only last two or three months.
The fundamentalist and libertarian wing took the view that each
individual has an absolute right to a happy life, and if Poera
called for a regular sacrifice of hardware, then so be it. At
least she did not call for human sacrifice. At this stage, both
groups thought that Poera's activity was just a form of occupational
therapy. Several years, marked by near continuous wrangling and
ill-feeling over the "Poera Question", passed before
it gradually dawned on the resistance that Poera was a genius,
and was silently and slowly unlocking LUCRE's multi-layered defences.
She was more of a masseuse than a hacker, and
the code she used was more akin to a ghost than a virus. The kernel
of her programme was unfeasibly small, a compression of ten thousand
years of talk into three lines of code. Around this nucleus was
an amorphous coat, a field that adapted itself like a chameleon,
becoming co-extensive with its immediate environment. It seemed
to work in the interstices of the activity of the software, using
the infinitesimal period immediately after a legitimate transaction
had passed through. If LUCRE thought in electrons, Poera's ghost
thought in the space that electrons had just vacated. Her programme
did no harm whatsoever to the functions of the Laverdiczian economy.
It even ignored programmes enabling the sale of arms, child pornography
and torture batons, an eventuality that stimulated three years
of debate in the policy community of the resistance. Turning neither
to right nor left, it headed always for the epicentre of LUCRE's
software, as gate after defensive gate yielded to the charm of
Poera's ectoplasmoid programme. Her presence was never detected,
and in fact, some of Lucre's functions performed better after
Poera's ghost had passed through.
After twenty years of patient work, during which
the view from their vantage point became so industrialised that
scarcely any of the cave dwellers bothered to inspect it, Poera's
ghost reached her objective, the sanctum sanctorum of LUCRE's
programme, the first few lines of code that spelled out the mission
statement. There Poera laid down her three lines of over riding
code., forever after known by schoolchildren everywhere as Poera's
Axioms. From now on, LUCRE acted on three overarching truths:
1. It is impossible to expand forever in a limited
space.
2. It is impossible to take forever from a finite resource
3. Everything is interconnected.
Legend has it that the day after Poera laid down
her lines in LUCRE's heart, it was as if the sun had come out
after a century of rain, and people began to smile at each other
in the street. Whatever the truth of this legend, the fact is
that Poera's work was the turning point in the history of Laverdicz,
and in time, of Stupi itself. In the subsequent months and years,
people found constructive work to do, so that enforced idleness
and poverty became a thing for history students to puzzle over.
They broke up concrete and used it to absorb the acid gases from
their chimneys. They planted trees. They worked at helping humans
and animals to live happily. They led the rest of Stupi in avoiding
their mistakes, and after a thousand years the damage inflicted
by LUCRE on the Laverdiczian countryside and psyche was scarcely
discernible.
(c) Richard Lawson
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